Lady Groped On Train Vids Downunder Humour?

Downunder humour? - lady groped on train vids

Sitting together on a train traveling through the Swiss Alps, a
Type of kiwi, an uncle of Australia, a little old lady and a young Greek
Blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, the
Sound a blow.

When the train leaves the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
Pressure on the cheek.

Nobody speaks.

The old lady says:
Type kiwi has the blonde in the dark, groping, stroking
on the cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
The Kiwi is trying to grope in the dark, but in the absence and
ran the old and struck him on the cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
Uncle of Australia have felt Blonin the dark. Tried
slaps him, but he misses me and place.

The Australian thought:
I can not wait for another tunnel, so that I can Kiwi Smack again.